McCain – is Ashton Kutcher putting you up to this?

The only logical conclusion I can come to with this Sarah Palin business is that the entire nation is being Punk’d.

John McCain is now attempting to put white trash into the highest levels of American government. What’s next? Will the Dukes of Hazard round out the rest of his cabinet? Maybe the Beverly Hillbillies will be chosen to head the Department of Energy.

So far here’s what we know about Sarah Palin:

She’s a religious fundamentalist nutjob

  • Believes in creationism and wants it taught in schools
  • Would outlaw abortion UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES
  • Supports abstinence-only education WHICH HAS BEEN A HORRIBLE FAILURE FOR DECADES

She has no experience with, nor cares about any foreign affairs whatsoever

I don’t think I need to reiterate all of the evidence for this one, as I think everyone has seen it

She’s a hypocrite

  • Like all fundamentalists, her family clearly does not follow the retarded Christian ideals that she holds as holy and infallible. It’s a bizarre coincidence that it’s the ‘devout’ Christians that always end up pregnant at 17 by their redneck white trash boyfriends.

Great job McCain. This is the kind of leadership we need. With your help, we’ll be back in the 17th century in no time flat.

If McCain/Palin win, there is going to be a LOT of disenfranchised young people in this country, and as one of them, I will be deeply saddened. The leaders that can make this country even greater than it is are being brushed aside to make way for those who propogate draconian fundamentalist ideals.

Edit: Visit Mulloverthis to commiserate as well.


~ by miyagisan on September 2, 2008.

2 Responses to “McCain – is Ashton Kutcher putting you up to this?”

  1. Visit for more on the Sarah Palin selection. This is a straight nightmare. Anyway, I enjoyed your blog, the Ashton Kutcher thing is genius.

  2. I keep hoping Palin will pull an Eagleton and drop out of the race in the next month or so. I don’t know that it will happen, but I can dream. While I think she only helps the Democrats, the idea of her being second-in-line for the Presidency is disturbing.

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